R.H.S. evolved into more than just an excuse for punching someone in the face. Different varieties of the anomaly developed, soon there was Graceful Retarded Hand Syndrome, Spaztic Retarded Hand Syndrome, Gentle Retarded Hand Syndrome, and even Weather Predicting Retarded Hand Syndrome. It went from a disorder, to a full-blown disease, and it even became its own language - how long would it take for this abomination to become its own culture?
Symptoms that you may be obtaining R.H.S. are that you may have raptor-induced qualities about your phalanges, and they will take upon demented forms that are simply indescribable.
The motion of the phalanges alone is terrifying to behold, and is sure to destroy the slumbers of even the bravest of people. If you believe you have R.H.S. you may be wondering how bad it is, what stage you're at, and if it's possible to go back. There are three stages to R.H.S. The first being the strange hand positions. Secondly, you are in stage two if you violently flail about. Thirdly, if you've come to the point of attacking people, it is too late for you.